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One way to stay in the tabloids for months. Does Shar Jackson have any advice?

“There were reports that I was in the hospital this weekend. Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Love Britney and Kevin.”

Britney: I’m pregnant

Military technology has economic spin-offs, so does Britney:

Bookies seem to think that Britney will possibly go for a name with a royal connection due to a reported infatuation with male members of the British Royal Family.

Britney to give her baby a royal name?

And she’s always good for prompting a few chuckles:

For all real fans who follow the glittering career of one of the world’s most talked about singing-dancing-sensations, you now have a once in a lifetime opportunity to look pregnant just like Britney Spears while she is actually pregnant!

Get Your Britney Spears Preg-Pillow™ Here

No wonder I don’t own a TV:

Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline announced that they had signed an agreement with the television network UPN (United to Present Nothing) to air six episodes of a reality series that will document the fabulous Spears-Federline relationship.

Britney and Kevin remember to be real on new UPN series