Celebrity tans in a bottle

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A rather weak way to resemble the famous:

A tan like Paris Hilton’s is known as a Regular Bronze, while Cat Deeley’s is Starr Tan.

A D&E will get you a tan like Victoria Beckham, while a tan like J-Lo’s is Chocolate on the chart.

Fake tans in celebrity shades

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