Carmen Electra : Telemarketer & Golddigger?

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Press release -

CyberAds, Inc. (OTCBB: CYAD) an extreme sports and lifestyle media and marketing company is pleased to report the company has initiated an aggressive TV schedule for Luvoo.com a fast growing online dating service. Luvoo.com is scheduled to be broadcast on Planet X TV network and will reach over 80 million households worldwide. The campaign is scheduled to unfold in July and will feature Carmen Electra, former star on the hit TV series “Baywatch.” Carmen is part of a growing list of celebrities to represent and endorse Luvoo.com.

Analysis of a telephone marketing campaign featureing Carmen Electra -

Actually, Electra’s choice of words may be the first danger sign. It’s not that there aren’t publicly traded companies trying to rule the dating world, it’s just that you’re seeing a scary movie when Electra includes a stock’s trading status in a talk about matchmaking. That doesn’t happen without a script.

Personally, I wondered why Carmen and Luvoo were trying to hook up with me. Aside from being happily married for more than two decades to the most patient and understanding woman in America, I’m not really Carmen’s type. (She doesn’t seem drawn to heavyset, pasty guys without tattoos.) Chasing down silly investment ideas, however, has put me on the mailing and calling lists for a lot of so-called investor relations firms that pump up penny stocks. Carmen’s phone call wasn’t about dating so much as gold-digging.

Can’t buy me Luvoo …even if Carmen calls

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Richard