PETA's pizza delivery seduction refused
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CBS and KTVD-TV both refused to run this PETA ad on the grounds that it is too sexy. Clearly a lie, they run plenty of advertising aimed at the typical Manshow viewer. I suspect their real reason was that Joe Sixpack would find it too disturbing.
The ad features a pair of scantily clad women who try to seduce the pizza man but discover that he can’t deliver “the sausage.” Things pick up when they test the prowess of a vegetarian delivery boy. PETA’s message is that eating meat can cause impotence by clogging the arteries to all the body’s vital organs, not just the heart. Consumption of meat and other animal products has also been conclusively linked to strokes, diabetes, obesity, and several types of cancer, as well as salmonella, listeria, E. coli, campylobacter, and other potentially life-threatening bacterial infections.
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